Scholarship

A scholarship is a fake form sent to Earth by The School of Dread:

Well done, your child has won a scholarship to Takapuna School of Diligence! To take advantage of this incredible offer, go to Takapuna Primary School at Midnight on the weekend.

I sent my kids there and they are now brain-surgeons! Five stars!

- Bill Clinton

Brilliant school. Six stars.

- Bill Gates